26 July 2006

A new low in laziness

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scooter
There’s a woman who cruises around my neighborhood on a Segway. She’s not disabled, and as such I hate her for being too lazy to use her own damn legs.

But why stop at the Segway? Mobility scooters (like the “Rascal”), traditionally used by those unable to walk great distances, are now being used by those unwilling to walk great distances. Some great perks to driving your ass around the sidewalks: avoiding physical activity, needless consumption of energy, taking up lots of space. Nice.