Archive | November, 2007

27 November 2007

A beautiful bustline… for $9.99 + S&H

Our good friends at Savvier are at it again. From the leader in fitness crapola comes the answer to your prayers: a device that will make your boobs bigger. Introducing EasyCurves . Observe how the model uses this groundbreaking piece of equipment. See her already perky breasts snapping together and bouncing apart? The secret is [...]

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22 November 2007

Hotel drinking glasses

OK, OK. I promise I’ll ease up on the scary germ stories. Just one more, though. Enjoy!

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19 November 2007

Overweight and healthy?

Although people who are obese (more than 30 pounds overweight), are at greater risk of dying from several diseases, the same is not true for those who are simply overweight. A recent government study has shown that being as much as 25 pounds overweight actually seems to be an advantage in surviving cancer, heart disease, [...]

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12 November 2007

16th & 8th studio renovation

Studio 1 and the spin studio are both being renovated from Wednesday, 11/14 to Tuesday, 11/20. That’s the good news. The bad news is that our classes on Tuesday the 20th will have to be cancelled.

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09 November 2007

Small World not big enough

Disneyland’s Small World ride, when it was built over forty years ago, was designed to accommodate the average size man and woman of the time. The ride ran without problems back then, but today the boats frequently lodge in the flume. The ride is fine. It’s the passengers who have changed: We’re fatter and therefore [...]

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08 November 2007

more subbed out classes

My Monday, 12/10, and Tuesday, 12/11 classes are being covered by Kara Doyle and Jeanne Speranza.

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