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A beautiful bustline… for $9.99 + S&H
Posted on November 27th, 2007 No comments
Our good friends atare at it again. From the leader in fitness crapola comes the answer to your prayers: a device that will make your boobs bigger.Introducing. Observe how the model uses this groundbreaking piece of equipment. See her already perky breasts snapping together and bouncing apart? The secret is the “unique dual-direction resistance that firms and sculpts beautiful bustlines through a full range of motion.”That’s all the proof I need. Mine’s in the mail.
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Hotel drinking glasses
Posted on November 22nd, 2007 No commentsOK, OK. I promise I’ll ease up on the scary germ stories. Just one more, though. Enjoy! -
Overweight and healthy?
Posted on November 19th, 2007 No comments
Put down that twinky. There are objections to the study, one of which is that it deals with death, not quality of life. Furthermore, being overweight was still shown to increase risk of death due to diabetes and kidney disease.
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16th & 8th studio renovation
Posted on November 12th, 2007 No commentsStudio 1 and the spin studio are both being renovated from Wednesday, 11/14 to Tuesday, 11/20. That’s the good news. The bad news is that our classes on Tuesday the 20th will have to be cancelled.
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Small World not big enough
Posted on November 9th, 2007 No comments
The ride is fine. It’s the passengers who have changed: We’re fatter and therefore causing the boats to bottom out. That’s why Disney is retooling the Small World ride to handle its now heftier clientele. More water and more buoyant boats should solve the problem.
Maybe it’s time to rename the ride as well.
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more subbed out classes
Posted on November 8th, 2007 No commentsMy Monday, 12/10, and Tuesday, 12/11 classes are being covered by Kara Doyle and Jeanne Speranza.
