Archive | March, 2011

27 March 2011

R.I.P. Blair River

“The Heart Attack Grill diet is not for everyone. Side effects may include sudden weight gain, repeated increase of wardrobe size, back pain, male breast growth, loss of sexual partners, lung cancer, tooth decay, liver sclerosis, stroke, and an inability to see your penis. In some cases, mild death may occur.” Ho, ho! That is [...]

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22 March 2011

Classes canceled on Saturday, 3/26!

Sorry for the last minute notice, gang, but “due to electrical issues that must be resolved,” all classes at 36th & Madison are canceled on Saturday, 3/26.

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