Archive | Food

14 June 2010

Treat yourself to anything but this

You’ve been good. You’ve gone to the gym regularly and have been watching what you eat. It’s time to give yourself a little treat. How about indulging in a Cold Stone PB&C shake? It’s what Men’s Health calls “The Worst Beverage in America.” If you choose to inhale one of these, get ready for a [...]

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19 April 2010

It’s here!

No, not the iPad. Something even more innovative and game-changing. Until now, we’ve been led to believe that a sandwich, by definition, is two slices of bread with some kind of filling in between. How foolish we’ve been! Leave it to KFC to think outside the box and bring us the Double Down, the first [...]

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12 March 2010

Salt ban?

In a bill currently being considered by our competent state legislature: “No owner or operator of a restaurant in this state shall use salt in any form in the preparation of any food for consumption by customers of such restaurant.” Not surprisingly, chefs are up in arms over this heavy-handed and totally unreasonable proposal to [...]

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25 August 2009

365BLACK

“Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its community with its leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.” This has to be a joke. I’m not African-American, and I’M offended by what is a clearly a marketing strategy to target black people. On [...]

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30 May 2009

America, don’t blame genetics….

This is why you’re fat. Blitz Blintz: A large meat pizza rolled like a blintz filled with ranch dressing.

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20 May 2009

Can you cheat sweet?

A few things about sugar substitutes should give you pause next time you reach for a yellow, red, or blue packet. Studies of the health effects have been done only on animals. The effects on humans are still not known. Furthermore, it’s believed that consumption of artificial sweeteners could increase a person’s appetite for more [...]

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28 March 2009

Fat-ass it!

Why are American’s so damn fat? Mad TV’s figured it out.

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