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17 October 2012

La la la la laaaaa!

Move over, Beyonce. There’s a new diva in town. Prepare to fall under the spell of “Gnesa.”

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22 January 2012

Paula Deen’s down-home… and diabetic

For years, Paula Deen has been using her southern charm to convince us that proper nutrition has no place in the kitchen. Although she preaches moderation, there’s nothing about her butter-, flour-, and sugar-laden cooking that backs this message up. Now it appears that biology has caught up with Paula. She has come out of [...]

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22 April 2011

Got Melk?

Move over, Old Spice guy, there’s a new stud in town. It’s Norway’s new celebrity, Mr. Milk! Hmm… he looks familiar. Where have I seen this guy before?

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06 October 2010

Bang bang bang bang bang!

We’ve all seen some version of this guy in action. This gym claims that their locations are meathead free, thanks to their “Judgement Free Zone” philosophy. In other words, “members can relax, get in shape, and have fun without being subjected to the hard-core, look-at-me attitude that exists in too many gyms.” It’s hard to [...]

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27 June 2010

Country hip hop

What’s country hip hop, you ask? Well it’s only the newest trend in country line dancing. Don’t take my word for it, though. Let Diane Horner show you how it’s done.

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05 May 2010

Would you pay to see this man?

People 100 years ago did, because someone this large back then was considered an oddity. Meet the late Chauncy Morlan, a circus “fat man.” Had Chauncy lived today, he certainly wouldn’t have had the same shock value. In fact, he probably wouldn’t even be noticed. Very telling of how our impression of a healthy body [...]

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15 April 2010

In the market for a step machine?

My guess is that it’s good as new.

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27 February 2010

Vajazzlin’!

You can bedazzle your sweater. You can bedazzle a pair of jeans. But have you ever considered bedazzling your privates? Enter the latest fashion trend: Vajazzling! New York City’s Completely Bare Spa offers a special waxing service, “followed by a Swarovski crystal tattoo design in starburst, butterfly, heart and other shapes.” According to Jennifer Love [...]

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24 February 2010

Danish Tourism Ads

Check out this hilarious clip from the Onion News Network. Why post it here? Take a look at the newscaster — he should look vaguely familiar. Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier

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29 November 2009

Bad Boys

Next time you tell someone that you take aerobics, be careful — they might think this is what you do at the gym.

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