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12 April 2007

Ridiculous invention of the week

Want to lose weight? Exercise. Not into exercising? Well then at least more slowly. If you give your brain a chance to catch up with your mouth, you won’t need as much food to satisfy your hunger. Eating slowly not your thing? Well then for a mere $1500-$3000, you can have a contraption installed in [...]

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06 April 2007

Dieting: a great way to gain weight

Recently a UCLA research group did a rigorous analysis of several studies which followed dieters during and after their diets. They concluded that… … most of them would have been better off not going on the diet at all. Their weight would be pretty much the same, and their bodies would not suffer the wear [...]

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04 April 2007

Gezunteit!

Gee, what’s that general sense of crappiness that I’m feeling? Could it be…? It is! Pollen season is here!! I checked the pollen count for today. Sure enough, it’s “high-medium” (and spring has barely started). This season is predicted to be New York’s worst in 50 years. Let the good times roll! As soon as [...]

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01 April 2007

Ancient Chinese secret

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that a recent study has found Chinese-American food to be unhealthy, but it’s worth noting that the results were bad enough to even surprise those performing the study. Unlike authentic Chinese food, which tends to be a bit lighter and healthier, a typical Chinese-American meal is packed with so [...]

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23 March 2007

No longer unplugged

Praise Jesus, after searching high and low all over this city, I finally found a new power adapter for my microphone. Don’t think I could have handled screaming through another class.

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15 March 2007

Temporary studio change

Due to construction that will be happening at 80th + Broadway in the first half of April, my 6pm step classes on Friday, 4/6 and Friday, 4/13 will be moved to the 76th + Broadway location. Be forewarned — the studio there is quite small. UPDATE: The class on 4/6 is cancelled (Good Friday).

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12 March 2007

ECA

This past weekend, I attended the East Coast Alliance fitness convention held at the Marriott Marquis. The number of step classes offered wasn’t as high as in previous years, but I did manage to get a couple of classes in: “Dance Step,” taught by Marc Kluike, and “Step Gone Wild,” taught by Rob Glick. Although [...]

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02 March 2007

I have a Secret: I hate Rhonda Byrne

Ask. Believe. Receive. That’s all there is to getting what you want in life. According to Rhonda Byrne, author of “The Secret,” if you really want something and believe it will come to you, then it will come to you. This isn’t just another positive thinking self-help book. This is an insidious pile of bullshit [...]

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26 February 2007

Get Big Guns!!!

Now every guy can go from WIMP to PIMP with Big Guns! Do you have big guns? If not, get Big Guns… RIGHT… NOW.

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12 February 2007

Next time you’re at the supermarket….

It’s flu season. If you don’t carry around some kind of germ sanitizer with you at all times, you’re risking coming down with something nasty… sometimes by touching something you’d least suspect. According to researchers at the University of Arizona, Shopping carts were loaded with more saliva, bacteria and even fecal matter than escalators, public [...]

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